Thursday, November 18, 2010

Train Tales...best bum story.

Lady gets on the train. And asks for everyones attention (no this is not a silly riddle with a funny punch line)... she begins talking about her niece and how her niece's mom died in open heart surgery and needs 15287 dollars to pay for a mal practice lawyer.
Let me tell you why I gave her a dollar.
1. She mentioned she had a job and how she was sorry to disrupt us knowing we just came out of work because she had also.
2. She was not from any basketball team, dance group or a kid trying to keep themselves of the streets by selling u an unknown true ingredients M&M's
3. She gave exact #s . She said she needed not * couple of cents, some dollars, whatevers available* she said she needed 15,827 dollars exactly...
4. She really has some balls to ask for that money on the train if she actually needed it for that
5. She really has some balls if she gave that story and didnt
6.Whether she really used that money for a lawyer or a crack pipe-thats up to her.. all i know is that she gets an A for effort. :D

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